i’m not even good at the things i’m best at oh my god
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:
Dad: Have you seen my phone?
You: I sent it off, I know not where.
Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
Friend: You're so crazy.
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
Mom: Stop changing channels--
Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
dear every guy in my class at college
IT’S JUST THAT SIMPLE <3
While I am Bi, not Lesbian. This is very important. *^_^*
I especially liked the bit pointing out how ridiculous questions like ‘How does lesbian sex work?’ are
It’s two girls fucking
It’s not some impossibly complicated puzzle to figure out
Lesbian sex isn’t a rubiks cube
(Source: maejes0s, via huntinghera-inthetardis)
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
why does everyone suspect the cute one who adopts strays but not the guy whose name rhymes with cannibal
“Are you coming to bed” Helena asks
“No, not yet” says Tim as he continues to write his Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter fanfiction.